catholics in film: very strict. no singing or dancing!!! everyday we wear black
all the catholics I know irl: WHERE👏ARE👏THE👏BOOZE👏?????
Listen the first miracle Jesus ever performed was turning water into wine and early Catholics were like “well Jesus if you insist” and they never looked back
I worked at the front desk of my university’s Jesuit community. One time a priest came in and said “I have a delivery of holy water for Father Murphy.”
“Great! You can just leave it with me.”
“Well,” he coughed, “not literal holy water.”
“Oh,” I said. “Is it not blessed yet?”
“Not exactly,” he said, and dropped a case of merlot on the desk.
This is among the most Peak Jesuit stories I have ever heard.
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