johnnyjoestarrelatable: johnnyjoestarrelatable: i keep having dreams i can’t breathe because my cat...

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

i keep having dreams i can’t breathe because my cat cocoa can’t comprehend that he’s a ragdoll cat the size of a 2 year old human and Too Fucking Lorge to sleep on my chest while i’m sleeping 

cat: MOTHER IS COLD, I WILL WARM HER

me in dream: man i sure do drown a lot lately