I DID MATH FOR THIS.
SO I FUCKING CALCULATED WHAT THE ODDS ARE OF DRAWING THE 10 SAME FUCKING CARDS THAT YUGI ALWAYS FUCKING USES (DARK MAGICIAN, LIVING ARROW, THAT FUCKING TRIBBLE CARD + THE MULTIPLIER, MIRROR FORCE, CURSE OF DRAGON, GAIA THE FIERCE KNIGHT, CELTIC WARRIOR, MAGICAL HAT, AND THE STUPID BOX TRICK)
AND FOR ONE GAME (ONE FUCKING GAME!!!!!!!!) THE ODDS ARE 1 IN 92 279 716 000 000 000.
SO DOING THAT LIKE EIGHT FUCKING TIMES IN A ROW ARE SO ASTRONOMICALLY IMPROBABLE THAT IT WOULD BE CONSIDERED IMPOSSIBLE
DO YOU KNOW WHAT WAS CONSIDERED “IMPOSSIBLE” IN YGO? ASSEMBLING EXODIA. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE ODDS OF DRAWING EXODIA ARE?
1 in 658 008!!!!!!!
SO IT IS INFINITELY MORE LIKELY TO DRAW ALL FIVE PIECES OF EXODIA ON THE FIRST DRAW THAN IT IS TO DRAW THE CARDS THAT YUGI USES FROM THE FUCKING GET GO ALL THE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING TIME
I’M CALLING SHENANIGANS ON THIS BULLHONKY.
You need to believe in the heart of the cards.
i love you OP