esoanem: the-at-symbol: argumate: penfairy: some oddly...

esoanem:

the-at-symbol:

argumate:

penfairy:

some oddly specific advice from Hesiod (c700 BC)

which thicc girl hurt you (and stole your grain)

Grain-stealing thots

I’m trying to steal your granary but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my decorated ass cheeks keeps alerting Hesiod