newtgeiszler: floridamanofficial: me: i really dont get why non-floridians lose their fucking shit...

newtgeiszler:

floridamanofficial:

me: i really dont get why non-floridians lose their fucking shit when they see a beach. it’s just sand and water. who gives a fuck

also me: *sees one (1) mountain* ohohohoohohohohoh holy SHIT holy fuck that’s a big fuCKING ROCK

i love this post. i have never related to anything less