theclosetpianist: you-had-me-at-a-major: theclosetpianist: equilateralwaffle: me: ok franz...

theclosetpianist:

you-had-me-at-a-major:

theclosetpianist:

equilateralwaffle:

me: ok franz liszt, how many hands does a human have?

liszt: three ?

me: no. a human has two hands. repeat after me. humans have two hands.

liszt: …

liszt: three hands?

Rachmaninoff: Four?

Me: No! Two!

Rachmaninoff: F-Four?

Rachmaninoff:

does this imply that liszt and rachmaninoff were:

1. not aware that they only had two hands

2. aliens, therefore they had three and four hands respectively

3. just plain mean

Yes