elucubrare: yoyonolen: Soldier: Sir we have conquered another city, what should we name it?...

elucubrare:

yoyonolen:

Soldier: Sir we have conquered another city, what should we name it?

Alexander: Name it Alexandria.

Soldier: But sir we’ve already named 60 other cities that.

Alexander: Brand recognition, represent.

#like mcdonalds?

cursed concept, but also: Alexander puts a sign reading “35 million served” in his camp. Hephaestion starts breakdancing.