biomechanicaltomato: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: maxiesatanofficial: maxiesatanofficial: for...

biomechanicaltomato:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

maxiesatanofficial:

maxiesatanofficial:

for real, though, why do recipes consistently tell you to use less herbs and spices in than you should. fuck your “two cloves of garlic,” fuck your “half teaspoon of cinnamon,” and you can absolutely go to hell with your “dash of black pepper”

I’m pretty sure that the only time I’ve ever actually managed to overseason food was when working with balsamic vinegar, which is the most overpowering motherfucker of a sauce known to man

i appreciate the energy and anger in this post, which is righteous and just

honestly tho

Half teaspoon of vanilla extract? Let me just pour it until I get bored. How about that. How about enough vanilla to be tasted.

Fucking half teaspoon.