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Kanae Ito making some great sounds
Clip Length: 2:28
Source: Oda Nobuna no Yabou, Itou Kanae Yahagi Sayuri no Dearuka Radio #19 
Air Date: 2012.10.23 
Personalities: Kanae Ito, Sayuri Yahagi

YAHAGI:   Scrolls of Knowledge!

In this corner, we read reports we’ve received from all of Nobuna-sama’s retainers among the listeners. Sent to earn Nobuna-sama’s admiration.

This is the last time for this corner!

ITO:      Already?
YAHAGI:   Will we get reports that impress Nobuna-sama today?
ITO:      We’ve received a lot!
YAHAGI:   So, to indicate how impressed she is by each report that’s announced, we have this “Dearuka!” button right here in front of Kanae-san!
ITO:      [*Dearuka!*]
YAHAGI:   This time we’ve been accepting sholls of knowledge concerning animals.
ITO:      Um, uh, it’s…
YAHAGI:   And here’s the first sholl of knowledge.
ITO:      Um, um, scroll. It’s “scroll”. “Scroll”. “Scroll”, right?
YAHAGI:   From radio-name Yasuyuki-san, “King crabs… are not crabs!”
ITO:      [*panicked gasping*][*hitting “Dearuka!” button*]
YAHAGI:   Are you okay, Kanae-san!?
ITO:      [*more gasping*][*frantically mashing “Dearuka!” button*]
YAHAGI:  “The same king crab known as “the flavor of winter” has the word “crab” in it’s name, but actually, it’s scientific classification is not a true crab.”
ITO:      What?
YAHAGI:  “It’s a relative of the hermit crab!”
ITO:      [*sputtering and madly pounding the “Dearuka!” button*]
YAHAGI:  “Please carefully try to recall the number of legs a king crab has. That’s right!”
ITO:      Ten?…
YAHAGI:  “It has six legs! Ordinary crabs have eight legs.”
ITO:      Ah that was wrong! Totally wrong. [*laughing*]
YAHAGI:  “That’s the difference. In other words, we’ve all been eating hermit crab the whole time! How dreadful!”
ITO:      Can you eat hermit crabs? [*dearuka!*]
YAHAGI:   You can, can’t you? Just boil them up with some salt? *splash!* *chomp!*
ITO:      Other crabs… are crabs?
YAHAGI:   Right! It’s only king crabs. Even though they’re called king “crabs”, they’re not crabs.
ITO:      [*more sputtering and banging the “Dearuka!” button*]
YAHAGI:   Scary right? It feels like you’ve been tricked!
ITO:      Nooo!
YAHAGI:   Okay, moving on…
ITO:      Nooo!